Inspired by the actual EPA Pres Release partially reproduced below, Dr. Rima has a “Modest Proposal” in the satirical tradition of Johnathan Swift…
“Release date: 09/27/2010: WASHINGTON – The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) today announced it intends to propose a rule to reduce mercury waste from dental offices. Dental amalgams, or fillings containing mercury, account for 3.7 tons of mercury discharged from dental offices each year. The mercury waste results when old mercury fillings are replaced with new ones. The mercury in dental fillings is flushed into chair-side drains and enters the waste water systems, making its way into the environment through discharges to rivers and lakes, incineration or land application of sewage sludge. Mercury released through amalgam discharges can be easily managed and prevented.
EPA expects to propose a rule next year and finalize it in 2012. Dental offices will be able to use existing technology to meet the proposed requirements. Amalgam separators can separate out 95 percent of the mercury normally discharged to the local waste treatment plant. The separator captures the mercury, which is then recycled and reused. ”
The One With The Best Songs Wins
Roger Mason won a $1000 shopping spree at our Marketplace, www.Organics4U.org, when he created the Uber Cartel vs. the Peasants of the Dawn, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkNj00lBDHo, by setting one of Dr. Rima’s poems to music and creating a stunning music video. Here at Natural Solutions Foundation, we believe the ones with the best songs, and the best satire and the best art wins. So here is another creation by Dr. Rima.
Take her satiric “News Item” below and turn it into a video (musical or not – that’s up to you!)
When you are finished, send the link to your creation to firstname.lastname@example.org with “HWRS” as the subject line. The Board of Trustees of the Natural Solutions Foundation will pick the most creative piece and award the winner a $500 Gift Certificate at www.Organics4U.org, with prizes of $250 to each of the next two winners. The best videos will be featured on a page on this site.
Landfill Health Program
“Release date: 09/20/2010: VOLCAN, PANAMA –Grappling with the serious problem of human repository toxic wastes, yesterday the US FDA, EPA, OSHA and WHO Joint Task Force on Toxic Humans and Their Impact on the Environment (USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE) issued a Statement of Principle Report which indicates that all humans should be used as toxic waste repositories for as many toxins as possible to be stored in their bodies, starting before birth, in order to reduce the environmental stress that their release would otherwise cause on the fragile ecosystems of the planet.
Noting that depositing toxic wastes in human body compartments creating self-maintaining, self-propelled waste repository systems, the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE Report states:
1. Humans have evolved numerous detoxification pathways which allow them, unlike simpler organisms, to withstand multiple simultaneous toxic loads,
2. Total toxic load can play a serious role in the shortening of the length of time that the Human Waste Repository System (HWRS) could be expected to reduce the environmental burden
3. Humans are culturally and genetically prepared to attempt to prolong their life spans, rejecting inputs which shorten those spans or sicken them. This tendency can be countered by education and chemical alteration of thinking/reasoning potential.
4. Halides such as fluoride, coupled with sustained educational input can be used to effectively reduce such anti-social and anti-environmental tendencies.
Therefore, the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE Report recommends the following international policies:
1. All human compartments, including mouth, teeth, bones, nervous system, muscles and human-related bacterial populations (which as the ones in the gut and on the skins of HWRSs should be considered as long-term storage facilities for toxins including, but not limited to, the following classes of materials:
a. Heavy Metals
b. Organophosphate, Organophosphate and other Industrial Agriculture Compounds
c. Hydrogenated Hydrocarbons
d. Polyphenols including PCBs, BisPhenols and related compounds
e. Industrial Solvents, Effluvia and related compounds
f. Dioxin and Daughter Products
g.Unclassified Industrial Toxic Sludge and Slurries
h. Endocrine Disruptors of mixed or unclassified type
i. Antibiotics and metabolites from personal use, water contamination and food sources
k. Psychoactive Drugs and metabolites
l. Chemotherapy Drugs and their metabolites
m. Radioactive Medical and industrial waste.
2. Since, to date, potential HWRSs have been perplexingly slow to volunteer themselves and their children for inclusion in this ecologically powerful, humanitarian transnational program, it is important to create a sense of acceptance and trust in government agencies leading to two psychological and cultural outcomes:
a. Total trust in the regulatory agencies of the country and globe so that inquires and disputes are not raised by the active or future HWRSs leading to legal or public relations problems
b. Total trust in the good will of industrial actors so that food, water effluent, air quality, containers, waste management and processes will be assumed to be both advanced and safe
c. Sufficient halogen contamination (e.g., fluoride) of HWRSs nervous systems that protest or question not only appears futile, but irrelevant and unnecessary.
3. Recognizing that once a total body burden of multiple toxins has been reached in the physiology of HWRSs, functional breakdown occurs (“disease”), and recognizing further that the “treatment” of such “disease” is highly profitable to the manufacturers of the toxic wastes themselves (and of the symptom-focused “treatments” purveyed), it is important that the sense of trust engendered (see 2, a, b, c, above) extend to the “caring” illness management industry so that participation in the programs of “treatment” and “cure” will continue at a high rate.
4. All information concerning the capacity to detoxify HWRSs should be suppressed and invalidated to reduce the burden of such excreted toxic wastes on the environment.
5. Any HWRSs which succumb to the toxic loads they are so public-spiritedly bearing (that is, adopting the behavioral condition commonly referred to as “death”) will be disposed of in a way which is sensitive to the environment. Suggested methods include:
a. Multiple burials in non-biodegradable, hermetically sealable containers of manageable size (3 average weight/length HWRSs to a container offers maximum flexibility). Smaller HWRSs can be contained in greater numbers in the same containers while exceptionally bloated HWRSs may have to be assigned a container of their own or share one with a smaller than average HWRS. National agencies already partnering with the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE initiative such as FEMA (US) have begun to stock pile suitable containers at locations around that country,
b. Firing into outer space. Extraterrestrial diplomacy specialists, however, maintain that this method of HWRS disposal, while solving our own toxic environmental problems, shows us to be poor neighbors to our extraterrestrial brethren.
c. Extraterrestrial consumption by reptilian life-forms which have been known since human antiquity to consume and detoxify toxins using biological means as yet uncharacterized.
Sea monsters, for example, have been documented to consume entire sailing ships and their full complement of crew and passengers without apparent ill effect. Exceptionally large ape-like species have been documented to consume highly toxic (to human-related biosphere inhabitants) skyscrapers without obvious gastric complaint, assuming that there is, indeed a gastric system in place in these life-forms. Further study is required to confirm that hypothesis although such study is outside the remit of the Scope of Work provided for the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE.
In summary, the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE recognizes the environmental immediacy of the toxic materials waste storage and disposal problem created through current and anticipated future industrial contaminant generation and recommends
1. An accelerated program to create and utilize the toxic load-storing capacity of HWRSs and
2. A large-scale public-confidence program. The current public-confidence pilot program (Friendly Obliteration of Xenomaterials Newly Emitted Without Safety – Biological Program or “FOX NEWS – BP“) has shown itself to be highly effective so it should be increased in scope and size. For example, environmental protection agencies around the world could follow the lead of the US EPA to agree to impose filtration requirements on HWRSs whose mercury amalgam fillings are replaced with new mercury amalgam fillings.
FREEDOM STRUGGLES ARE NEVER WON WITHOUT MUSIC. Music takes the concepts of freedom, lubricates it and inserts it directly into the head and the heart. And it is the head and the heart of the people where battles and wars seeking freedom are won. So the Natural Solutions Foundation is taking two steps: first, we have a contest in which your musical and artistic setting of the song I wrote (see below) will be shared with every one of our supporters around the world. Second, we are asking you to perform and share your music and art with us. The rules for sharing your artistic creation with the Natural Solutions Foundation are the same: All decisions are final and all entries are the property of the Natural Solutions Foundation. Entries will be judged on creativity and musical and visual originality.
CONTEST: Set the Song of the Uber-Cartel to Music, make a You Tube video (10 minutes or less) and email it to me at email@example.com. If your entry is selected, it will be mounted on the Natural Solutions Foundation You Tube channel, www.Youtube.com/naturalsolutions and we’ll feature it on our home page and in a blast! All decisions are final and all entries are the property of the Natural Solutions Foundation. All decisions are final. Entries will be judged on creativity and musical and visual originality.
Bill and Melinda Gates head the largest foundation in the world. Billions of dollars in assets allow Mr. and Mrs. Gates to do whatever good works they choose. The good works seem to be to finish what the Nazis started, but what they lacked the resources to finish: purification of the race. Bill Gates is using his unfathomable wealth to dominate and destroy the world’s population, and he does so right out in the open.
Bill Gates is not the only genocidalist out there: indeed there are a large number of wealthy, influential and powerful people who think that using one set of characteristics or another you can identify the people that you want to be rid of and justify the slaughter of every man, woman and child of the others. The word for that behavior is “Genocide”. Mr. Gates thinks that it is a really good investment.
I sing songs that the the story of struggles to stay alive and lives in other times, other places, but sharing the essential emotions and capacity of being human: I am an unrepentant “folkie”, guitar, banjo, and concertina and all. But I know of no song for a conscious and cold blooded genocialist. I therefore felt that I had to write one.
The following song is a dialogue between Mr. Gates, aged and near death, and his (in actuality, non-existent son). In the song, Bill’s grandfather passed the message to his son and, in turn, Mr. Gates hears it and takes it to the people. All is, however, not lost: Pushback does work!
The Song of the Uber-Cartel needs a melody and some production, which I most definitely do not have time to do. So here’s a neat way to win a 1000 Gift Certificate for www.Organics4U.org, our Organics-only virtual mall! Just send your completed entries to me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Headline: Bill Gates To Attend 2010 Bilderberg Conference
Microsoft founder who bankrolls sterilization vaccine programs to give speech on global warming agenda and “the needs of the poorest”
Headline: Gates Foundation Researches Nanoparticle Vaccines Triggered by Sweat
LONDON — The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation today announced 78 grants of US$100,000 each in the latest round of Grand Challenges Explorations. Grants include the development of a low-cost cell phone microscope to diagnose malaria, study of the strategic placement of insect-eating plants to reduce insect-borne diseases, and investigation of nanoparticles to release vaccines when they come in contact with human sweat.
Headline: Sonic Male Sterilization Program Funded by Bill Gates
Gates recently announced that he would be funding a sterilization program that would use sharp blasts of ultrasound directed against a man’s scrotum to render him infertile for six months. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is gaining a reputation for funding technologies designed to roll out mass sterilization and vaccination programs around the world. One of the programs recently funded by the foundation is a sterilization program that would use sharp blasts of ultrasound directed against a man’s scrotum to render him infertile for six months. It might accurately be called a “temporary castration” technology.
Headline: Gates Foundation Funds Research to Turn Mosquitoes Into Flying Syringes
October 22, 2008 — The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation awarded 100,000 dollars each on Wednesday to scientists in 22 countries including funding for a Japanese proposal to turn mosquitoes into “flying syringes” delivering vaccines.
Song of the Uber-Cartel Dedicated to Bill Gates Rima E. Laibow, MD
June 5, 2010
Intro (Recitative): I’m getting old, my Son, my days are nearly done and I want to leave this world with nothing left undone.
But my time is running fast and each breath may be my last, so I’ll give you now the gift my Dad to me once passed.
The plan for us is global (some would say, “ignoble”), but the world’s judgment moves us not at all
For centuries we’ve labored to create the world WE favor where our rule is total, and the population small.
We, the New Aristocrats, have no need of teeming peasant brats: they add nothing to mix and use our oil For the culling is beginning Our heady plans are spinning Generations underground, then we rebuild the world we’ve so carefully despoiled.
So take, my Son, our message to the lowly, Useless Eaters of the globe. We, the Masters of the World, Need only wait a few more years and then there will be none to carp or criticize or peer Into our rule. Those alive will be our abject slaves. You, among the Masters, reigning evermore through all the coming years.
Uber Cartel Song To The People:
Uber-Cartel wants you to “mach schnell”, German for “hurry up now, my friend” Diet of death, GMOs straight from hell. Pay us, we’re the piper, piping straight to the end Too sick to be free, you can only agree: when the bell tolls, it tolls your death knell.
The game is an old one: steal and lie, cheat and kill for gold, glory, land, and total control. Why waste bullets, purveying ill will, Bill, when you can be loved for your generous soul? Flying syringes, food that impinges on their immune systems – Just sell them a pill.
Media’s message is “We’re here to help, to bring you the truth, tell you all that you need.” Reality, though, says, “Don’t let the bitch whelp! Excess useless eaters like animals breed. Make ‘em all sterile, still alive at their peril, sub-humans all, you just can’t see their pelt!”
We, the Masters, the Ubermenschen* free, have been raised up by God to rule and despoil. Nine tenths are useless, slaves all the others be. With so few remaining, the earth’s ours to soil Aristocrats, Neo, Oh! Once we are free, Oh! Glory to all, but most of all, ME!”
The doctor standing by heard the plans set to try, realized he, and those loved were all slated to die When his needful task was done, he called the cell phone of his son, saying “Son, the truth must be revealed or we’ll in the dying try. The globalists intend to cull us all to end our freedom and our lives, instead to spend our wealth themselves.
Served well by servants, techs, cooks, merchants whose lives on pleasing all their Masters will depend.
But that’s not the bargain free mankind accepts. Their blueprints have been marked and they’ve trained up their adepts. We are the People, neither burden beasts nor sheeple: we hold freedom’s promise beating in our hearts.
Ring the loud alarm bells, spread the truth well, shine freedom’s light and tell the words of might Widely in each church, each school and house. Saddle up and mount your fearless Freedom Mouse Ride it straight to freedom ‘gainst the genocidal plan. Global freedom’s singing to each woman and each man!
*Ubermenschen: German for Superior People, e.g., Master Race