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DEFENDING THE FDA
This note is from one of our Health Freedom Warriors: “In case you are having trouble getting lawyers to volunteer to defend the FDA, it’s not that hard, really, for a well-trained lawyer to set aside his or her feelings, thoughts and humanity to just express the client’s inner truth. Sort of like channeling… Their case is practically ready-made, they’d just need to fill in the details. Basically it boils down to the following, which came to me in a dream… where I thought I saw a 40-foot stone owl in some dark Grove somewhere, acting as the FDA’s counsel and intoning…”
“Members of the Jury of our Peers,
1) You can understand that my client (the FDA) needed the money, and the only really good source of money happened to be the drug dealers. These drug dealers are not some kind of illegal street dealers selling deadly drugs on the street. Certainly not! We despise such people! No, they are highly respected pillars of business and civilization, selling deadly drugs in the medical system, where they are all legal, and recognized as advanced science. Fair warnings were given to the doctors and patients that these drugs would kill those who took them; it was never a secret to those who knew where to look for the information. My clients are, after all, legitimate businessmen and none of their fathers were charged at Nuremberg… well, hardly any of them.
2) Defendant Agency understands that the Earth today is way too crowded for the comfort of folks like us. Just ask any impartial source, such as, say, the Georgia Guide Stones, or any of the academics ensconced in their corporate-sponsored University Chairs. When you understand that even all our efforts during WWII and the Cold War, killing only about two hundred millions, barely slowed population growth (they just don’t die as young as they used to) you’ll understand that my client is actually performing an extraordinary public service by helping mother Earth escape from this crushing burden.
3) Doctors today are extremely tired (could it be their chronically poor nutrition — no, not possible, since we know scientifically that nutrition has nothing to do with health and well-being). So these duly licensed illness-care processors must be relieved of having to think so much. My client makes sure that doctors get to rest more, as under Obamacare we can now make all of their decisions for them. We run the national illness payment system. We give the docs the drugs they can use to stop every patient complaint. And if those symptoms get replaced with a more serious, more lucrative problem, well, aren’t you glad we’re there to help? Why study physiology and diagnosis when you can just read our suggested list of products and how to use them? You know, one product to suppress the symptoms of, say, heart disease brought about by a life of poor nutrition and little exercise, then another drug to cover-up the side-effects of the first drug, and on, and on, to our mutual profit. Ah! I get little tingles up my spine whenever I contemplate it… or are those mini strokes We have a drug for that too!
4) A few physicians don’t “get it” and insist on old-fashioned preventative medicine, avoiding toxic overload (as from vaccines and our other wonderful drugs) and eating wholesome food. The medical authorities usually take care of those malcontents. We make it easy for illness-care personnel. Now anyone can figure out which of those two paths is easier: work with us, or else… And if doctors are more rested, and less stressed by having to think all the time, they will feel better and prescribe even more drugs, which we know have been scientifically proven to not kill more than 150,000 American a year when properly prescribed in a hospital setting. Thus we are helping to raise the level of medical care one doctor at a time (well, actually one million doctors at a time, but you get the idea).
5) We have saved the nation millions of dollars by making it unnecessary to write the curriculum for medical schools. We offer this service in the spirit of humanitarianism, and we do it for free, showing young doctors how our drugs suppress any symptoms a patient may exhibit, so the doc doesn’t have to worry. Instead, the doc can prescribe more drugs to deal with side effects. You know, all drugs have effects on the body, distorting normal function, and those effects we are marketing are the “therapeutic effects” and those that we’d like to ignore are the “side effects” — you do see the logic in that, members of the Jury, don’t you?
6) We are helping young people to understand health at a far earlier age, by seeing drug ads every day on TV. In fact with improved access to drugs available for children of younger and younger ages, we are letting them actually experience the great enjoyment of being able to get rid of the confusion of growing-up without having to understand the cause. This can be the foundation of the wise life philosophy known as avoidance, which has saved millions of people countless hours of agonizing thinking and analysis, and replaced it with instant removal of any discomfort with pharmaceuticals and the deep satisfaction of unconsciousness. We do not endorse the use of illegal street drugs and deny that the culture of drug-taking, advertising for which we spend billions annually, has anything to do with the pandemic of drug use… and aren’t you relieved that there is no autism epidemic caused by vaccines and other toxins? The FDA has made that scientific finding which none may question. But don’t worry; we have plenty of drugs to keep those distracting autistic and otherwise neurologically damaged kids quiet!
7) My client has demonstrated an unswerving devotion to the greatest good for the greatest number of shareholders, by helping to eliminate those who will not be among that greatest number, in a way that is most humane to them, in spite of the fact that they are lower level life forms, compared to us, the initiated elite. If that is not compassion, let me know what is.
8) In short, my client, the FDA, should not only be acquitted of all charges, but should be recognized as the first ever US Agency recipient of the Nobel Prize for peace through euthanasia (albeit gradual in most cases). The agency is a glowing example of our Globalist Eugenicidal Agenda. This is obviously the most direct path to world peace.
And finally, my client reminds you to look for the wise bumper sticker (you may have seen it) that summarizes the most direct solution to our ecological problems. It says “Save the Planet. Kill yourself.” It was created specifically for members of the lower classes of humans (i.e. the 90% of whom we know are “useless eaters”). Such deep meaning, such eloquence! [Ah! Reminds me of when I was initiated into the Order… but that’s another matter.]
And, in case you, the little people, don’t have the guts to act on what that bumper sticker suggests, we, the elite, understand, and we’ll help you, through the actions of my client and its esteemed associated agencies and corporations, get it done.
Now if that’s not public service, there is no such thing. The Defense rests.”
Dr. Rima on the Globalist Eugenicidal Agenda
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October 4, 2010
Action eBlasts 3 Times Weekly Until the Election!
United Action Amplifies Our Push Back!
Please 1. Open Each eBlast, 2. Visit Candidates With Talking Points, 3. Spread Information to Mobilize Others!
It’s Time to Educate the Candidates
HEALTH & FOOD FREEDOM TALKING POINTS
The House passed the so-called “Food Safety” bill, HR 2749, in July 2009, sending it to the Senate where it is being considered as S. 510. After your strong Push Back opposition, a companion bill, S. 3002, touting so-called “Dietary Supplement Safety” was abandoned by its own sponsor, Sen. John McCain. HR 2749’s criminalization of true food health-related speech was left out of S. 510 but S. 3767, with an unprecedented extension of criminal penalties for “food crimes” was rushed forward in the last days of the September Senate session to correct that “oversight”.
The Senate HELP committee “marked-up” S. 510 and the Manager’s Amendments revision was sent to the Floor just as the Senate went into recess, with the threat that the bills would be pushed after the Election by the ‘lame-duck” Congress.
You and I know that these bills, both S. 510 and S. 3767, must not pass. To rush them through the lamest of lame duck sessions is a true abuse of power.
Despite Congressional maneuvering, to make them into “non-controversial” bills that can be rammed through via “Unanimous Congressional Approval”, these bills remains very controversial and should reconsidered by the new Congress being elected this year. The Congress is in recess, campaigning for their own, or party members’ reelection — so NOW is the time to educate those new members-to-be and NOW is the time to get their public commitment to support health and food freedom!
We, together, can do that by visiting your candidates and incumbents, especially the Senate ones, with groups of people who all come armed with the following “Talking Points” and who discuss them rationally, briefly and very, very directly. Print out one Talking Point copy for each member of your group and half a dozen for the Congressman or candidate and his/her staff. And mention that you are part of the largest Health Freedom Organization in the world. As I write this, there are more than 305,000 supporters on our primary list. Each of them has contacts and are willing to share this information to preserve our health freedom.
Here, then, are
THE TALKING POINTS
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H1N1 Rears its Ugly Head… via Vaccination!
Do you believe… un-safety tested vaccinations for a “potential comeback”?
“Government launches a countrywide anti-HiN1 vaccination campaign in an effort to stifle a potential comeback of the pandemic influenza recently certified to be on the drastic decrease by…WHO.”
So says The Nation of Malawi
http://www.nationmw.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=6911:h1n1-campaign-starts-monday&catid=28:health&Itemid=22
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Do We Have a Right to Know If Our Food Has Been Genetically Modified?
“The FDA is close to approving genetically modified (gm) salmon… We know that at least some genetically modified foods may harm the environment… And serious questions have been raised about whether some gm foods might increase allergies or cause other health problems in humans… Indeed, as Mother Jones pointed out last week, gm salmon may itself increase allergies…”
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/do-we-have-right-know-if-our-food-has-been-genetically-modified
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GM Superbug Risk!
‘GM formula poses superbug risk’ (AAP Newsfeed, 9/30/10) – “Baby milk formula containing untested genetically modified ingredients poses a potential risk of creating antibiotic resistant superbugs, a leading medical researcher says. Professor Peter Collignon, from the Australian National University medical school, says many GM foods contained antibiotic resistance genes which needlessly placed people, animals and the environment at a risk. ‘Why expose the environment, animals, people to antibiotics resistance genes that could potentially be taken up by bacteria and develop superbug properties when we don’t have to?’ he said at a demonstration in front of Parliament House. This was part of a Greenpeace campaign that has included supermarket sit-ins and a number of arrests after analysis of the popular infant formula S-26 revealed traces of GM soy and corn. …The Greens Party plan to introduce legislation requiring food labeling to reveal GM content….”
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Backscatter “Naked Body Scanners” Protecting Us From Terrorists in Airports, City Streets, Sporting Events, etc., As They Rip Our DNA Apart and Give Us Cancer
Boian Alexandrov, of the Center for Nonlinear Studies at Los Alamos National Laboratory, however, has a very decided opinion regarding the dangers of T-rays: He tells us that T-rays tear apart human DNA.
Alexandrov, and his team at Los Alamos, say that although the forces that T-rays exert are small, their resonant effects can “unzip” DNA strands, tearing them apart, thus creating bubbles in the strands that significantly interfere with gene expression and DNA replication. And whatever that means, it doesn’t sound good.
Moreover, it seems these T-ray scanners will be operated by non-healthcare, hourly wage-earners, not trained in radiation medicine or imaging. And who is to prevent massive radiation overdoses?
What protection will be offered to pregnant women, children, or our reproductive organs?
Also, whether you fly or not, the dark powers that have subjugated our federal government are intent on repeatedly lashing you with deadly radiation … all for your own good, mind you.
“Our government has bought hundreds of mobile Z Backscatter Vans (ZBVs) to hunt you down, so they can shoot you with deadly radiation.
These vans, that look innocuous enough, are carriers of radiation-death-machines that take no quarter, while they are driven through out our neighborhoods radiating pets, children, women, and men, alike, while they are in the privacy of their own homes.
These ZBVs also drive through city streets, irradiating other vehicles, and passengers, with strong enough radiation to penetrate steel and destroy the cells of human bodies, all on the flimsy pretense of protecting us from terrorists, who may be carrying bombs or drugs in their vehicles.
But who will protect us from the terrorists in our own government, who are so wantonly radiating us onto death?”
http://planetaryprescriptions.com/?p=317
11 Year Old Lays Our Food Supply’s Contamination on the Line – and Tells Us How to Fix It! MUST WATCH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7Id9caYw-Y&feature=player_embedded
GMO Fish Near Approval. But They Are Freaky!
“The 10 Freakiest Things
About Frankenfish
10. According to the FDA, Frankenfish Aren’t Animals, They’re “Animal Drugs”
9. The GMO Part of the GMO Salmon Isn’t Being Safety Tested
8. Frankenfish DNA Could Change the Bacteria of Your Gut
7. If It Swims Like a Salmon, FDA Says It’s Safe to Eat
6. FDA Lets the Frankenfish Company Test Its Own Product’s Safety
5. Frankenfish Is More Carcinogenic
4. Frankenfish Is Less Nutritious
3. Frankenfish Is More Allergenic
2. GMOs Can Mess a Fish Up!
But the freakiest thing about all of this is …
1. The Government Wants More Transgenic Fish and Less Wild Fish”
http://drrimatruthreports.com/?page_id=219
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“Release date: 09/27/2010: WASHINGTON – The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) today announced it intends to propose a rule to reduce mercury waste from dental offices. Dental amalgams, or fillings containing mercury, account for 3.7 tons of mercury discharged from dental offices each year. The mercury waste results when old mercury fillings are replaced with new ones. The mercury in dental fillings is flushed into chair-side drains and enters the waste water systems, making its way into the environment through discharges to rivers and lakes, incineration or land application of sewage sludge. Mercury released through amalgam discharges can be easily managed and prevented.
EPA expects to propose a rule next year and finalize it in 2012. Dental offices will be able to use existing technology to meet the proposed requirements. Amalgam separators can separate out 95 percent of the mercury normally discharged to the local waste treatment plant. The separator captures the mercury, which is then recycled and reused. ”
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The One With The Best Songs Wins
Roger Mason won a $1000 shopping spree at our Marketplace, www.Organics4U.org, when he created the Uber Cartel vs. the Peasants of the Dawn, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkNj00lBDHo, by setting one of Dr. Rima’s poems to music and creating a stunning music video. Here at Natural Solutions Foundation, we believe the ones with the best songs, and the best satire and the best art wins. So here is another creation by Dr. Rima.
Take her satiric “News Item” below and turn it into a video (musical or not – that’s up to you!)
When you are finished, send the link to your creation to dr.laibow@gmail.com with “HWRS” as the subject line. The Board of Trustees of the Natural Solutions Foundation will pick the most creative piece and award the winner a $500 Gift Certificate at www.Organics4U.org, with prizes of $250 to each of the next two winners. The best videos will be featured on a page on this site.
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Landfill Health Program
“Release date: 09/20/2010: VOLCAN, PANAMA –Grappling with the serious problem of human repository toxic wastes, yesterday the US FDA, EPA, OSHA and WHO Joint Task Force on Toxic Humans and Their Impact on the Environment (USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE) issued a Statement of Principle Report which indicates that all humans should be used as toxic waste repositories for as many toxins as possible to be stored in their bodies, starting before birth, in order to reduce the environmental stress that their release would otherwise cause on the fragile ecosystems of the planet.
Noting that depositing toxic wastes in human body compartments creating self-maintaining, self-propelled waste repository systems, the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE Report states:
1. Humans have evolved numerous detoxification pathways which allow them, unlike simpler organisms, to withstand multiple simultaneous toxic loads,
2. Total toxic load can play a serious role in the shortening of the length of time that the Human Waste Repository System (HWRS) could be expected to reduce the environmental burden
3. Humans are culturally and genetically prepared to attempt to prolong their life spans, rejecting inputs which shorten those spans or sicken them. This tendency can be countered by education and chemical alteration of thinking/reasoning potential.
4. Halides such as fluoride, coupled with sustained educational input can be used to effectively reduce such anti-social and anti-environmental tendencies.
Therefore, the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE Report recommends the following international policies:
1. All human compartments, including mouth, teeth, bones, nervous system, muscles and human-related bacterial populations (which as the ones in the gut and on the skins of HWRSs should be considered as long-term storage facilities for toxins including, but not limited to, the following classes of materials:
a. Heavy Metals
b. Organophosphate, Organophosphate and other Industrial Agriculture Compounds
c. Hydrogenated Hydrocarbons
d. Polyphenols including PCBs, BisPhenols and related compounds
e. Industrial Solvents, Effluvia and related compounds
f. Dioxin and Daughter Products
g.Unclassified Industrial Toxic Sludge and Slurries
h. Endocrine Disruptors of mixed or unclassified type
i. Antibiotics and metabolites from personal use, water contamination and food sources
k. Psychoactive Drugs and metabolites
l. Chemotherapy Drugs and their metabolites
m. Radioactive Medical and industrial waste.
2. Since, to date, potential HWRSs have been perplexingly slow to volunteer themselves and their children for inclusion in this ecologically powerful, humanitarian transnational program, it is important to create a sense of acceptance and trust in government agencies leading to two psychological and cultural outcomes:
a. Total trust in the regulatory agencies of the country and globe so that inquires and disputes are not raised by the active or future HWRSs leading to legal or public relations problems
b. Total trust in the good will of industrial actors so that food, water effluent, air quality, containers, waste management and processes will be assumed to be both advanced and safe
c. Sufficient halogen contamination (e.g., fluoride) of HWRSs nervous systems that protest or question not only appears futile, but irrelevant and unnecessary.
3. Recognizing that once a total body burden of multiple toxins has been reached in the physiology of HWRSs, functional breakdown occurs (“disease”), and recognizing further that the “treatment” of such “disease” is highly profitable to the manufacturers of the toxic wastes themselves (and of the symptom-focused “treatments” purveyed), it is important that the sense of trust engendered (see 2, a, b, c, above) extend to the “caring” illness management industry so that participation in the programs of “treatment” and “cure” will continue at a high rate.
4. All information concerning the capacity to detoxify HWRSs should be suppressed and invalidated to reduce the burden of such excreted toxic wastes on the environment.
5. Any HWRSs which succumb to the toxic loads they are so public-spiritedly bearing (that is, adopting the behavioral condition commonly referred to as “death”) will be disposed of in a way which is sensitive to the environment. Suggested methods include:
a. Multiple burials in non-biodegradable, hermetically sealable containers of manageable size (3 average weight/length HWRSs to a container offers maximum flexibility). Smaller HWRSs can be contained in greater numbers in the same containers while exceptionally bloated HWRSs may have to be assigned a container of their own or share one with a smaller than average HWRS. National agencies already partnering with the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE initiative such as FEMA (US) have begun to stock pile suitable containers at locations around that country,
b. Firing into outer space. Extraterrestrial diplomacy specialists, however, maintain that this method of HWRS disposal, while solving our own toxic environmental problems, shows us to be poor neighbors to our extraterrestrial brethren.
c. Extraterrestrial consumption by reptilian life-forms which have been known since human antiquity to consume and detoxify toxins using biological means as yet uncharacterized.
Sea monsters, for example, have been documented to consume entire sailing ships and their full complement of crew and passengers without apparent ill effect. Exceptionally large ape-like species have been documented to consume highly toxic (to human-related biosphere inhabitants) skyscrapers without obvious gastric complaint, assuming that there is, indeed a gastric system in place in these life-forms. Further study is required to confirm that hypothesis although such study is outside the remit of the Scope of Work provided for the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE.
In summary, the USFSAEPAOSHAWHOJTFTHTIE recognizes the environmental immediacy of the toxic materials waste storage and disposal problem created through current and anticipated future industrial contaminant generation and recommends
1. An accelerated program to create and utilize the toxic load-storing capacity of HWRSs and
2. A large-scale public-confidence program. The current public-confidence pilot program (Friendly Obliteration of Xenomaterials Newly Emitted Without Safety – Biological Program or “FOX NEWS – BP“) has shown itself to be highly effective so it should be increased in scope and size. For example, environmental protection agencies around the world could follow the lead of the US EPA to agree to impose filtration requirements on HWRSs whose mercury amalgam fillings are replaced with new mercury amalgam fillings.